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چهارشنبه 16 فروردین 1391 :: نویسنده : Iman Mohammadi       


ﺗﻨﻬﺎﯾﯽ ﯾﻌﻨﯽ ﺍﯾﺮﺍﻧﺳﻠﺖ ﺭﻭ ﺑﻪ ﺟﺎﯼ۱۴۴ ، ﺑﺎ ۱۴۱
ﺷﺎﺭﮊ ﮐﻨﯽ !






ﯾﺎﺭﻭ ﺯﻧﮓ ﻣﯿﺰﻧﻪ ﺭﺳﺘﻮﺭﺍﻥ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﻏﺬﺍ چی ﺩﺍﺭﯾﺪ ؟
ﺧﺎﻧﻤﻪ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ : ﭘﯿﺘﺰﺍ ، ﺟﻮﺟﻪ ﮐﺒﺎﺏ ، ﮐﻮﺑﯿﺪﻩ ،
ﻣﺮﻍ ، ﺍﺳﺘﯿﮏ
ﯾﺎﺭﻭ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﺧﻮﺵ ﺑﺤﺎﻟﺘﻮﻥ ﻣﺎ ﺗﻮ ﯾﺨﭽﺎﻝ ﮐﻮﻓﺖ ﻫﻢ
ﻧﺪﺍﺭﯾﻢ !






ﻟﺬﺗﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺩﺭ ﻏﯿﺒﺖ ﮐﺮﺩﻥ ﻫﺴﺖ ﺩﺭ ﺗﻌﺮﯾﻒ ﻭ
ﺗﻤﺠﯿﺪ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ !
(ﺟﺎﺭﯼِ ﺯﻥِ ﺩﮐﺘﺮ ﺷﺮﯾﻌﺘﯽ)







ﭘﺴﺮﻩ ﺑﻪ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﺵ ﺍﺱ.ﺍﻡ.ﺍﺱ ﻣﯿﺪﻩ :
ﻋﺰﯾﺰﻡ.ﻣﯿﺎﯼ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﻣﻮﻥ؟
ﺍﮔﻪ ﻣﻮﺍﻓﻘﯽ ﻋﺪﺩ ۱ ﺭﻭ ﻭﺍﺭﺩ ﮐﻦ
ﺍﮔﻪ ﻣﺨﺎﻟﻔﯽ ﻋﺪﺩ
۳۱۴۱۷۱۹۲۰۲۳۴۵۷۸۹۰۷۶۶۴۶۴۶۵۵۵۴۵۵ ۵۴۵۵
ﺭﻭ ﻭﺍﺭﺩ ﮐﻦ !







ﺧﻮﺷﺒﺨﺘﯽ ﯾﻌﻨﯽ ﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ :
ﺳﺎﻋﺖ ۱:۳۰ ﺷﺐ ﺩﺳﺖ ﺑﮑﻨﯽ ﺗﻮ ﺟﯿﺐ ﮐﺎﭘﺸﻨﺖ
ﻫﺪﻓﻮﻧﺘﻮ ﺑﺮﺩﺍﺭﯼ ، ﺑﻌﺪ ﺑﺒﯿﻨﯽ ﺍِﺍِﺍِﺍِﺍِﻩ ﯾﻪ ﺭﻧﮕﺎﺭﻧﮓ ﺗﻮ
ﺟﯿﺒﺘﻪ ، ﻭﺭﺩﺍﺭﯼ ﺑﺨﻮﺭﯼ !








ﺗﺠﻮﯾﺰ ﺩﺍﺭﻭ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺑﻌﻀﯽ ﻫﺎ :
ﺳﻪ ﺑﺴﺘﻪ ﺧﺎﮎ ﺑﺮﺍﺕ ﻧﻮﺷﺘﻢ ﻫﺮ ﻫﺸﺖ ﺳﺎﻋﺖ
ﻣﯿﺮﯾﺰﯼ ﺭﻭ ﺳﺮﺕ !







ﺍﻻﻥ ﺷﻤﺎ ﺍﮔﻪ ﻫﻤﯿﻨﻄﻮﺭﯼ ﺑﯿﮑﺎﺭ ﻫﻢ ﻧﺸﺴﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺷﯿﺪ
ﺗﻮ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ،ﺍﺯ ﻧﻈﺮ ﭘﺪﺭ ﻭ ﻣﺎﺩﺭﺗﻮﻥ ، ﺑﭽﻪ ﻫﻤﺴﺎﯾﻪ ﯾﺎ
ﺑﭽﻪ ﻓﺎﻣﯿﻞ ﺑﻬﺘﺮ ﺍﺯ ﺷﻤﺎ ﺑﯿﮑﺎﺭ ﻣﯿﺸﯿﻨﻪ !








ﯾﺎﺭﻭ ﺗﻮﯼ ﮐﻮﻩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻪ ﻗﺪﻡ ﻣﯿﺰﺩﻩ ﯾﻪ ﺯﻣﺮﺩ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ
ﮐﺮﺩﻩ ﺑﻪ ﻭﺯﻥ ﯾﺎﺯﺩﻩ ﻭ ﻧﯿﻢ ﮐﯿﻠﻮﮔﺮﻡ !
ﺍﻭﻧﻮﺥ ﻣﻦ ﯾﻪ ﺑﯿﺴﺖ ﻭ ﭘﻨﺶ ﺗﻮﻣﻨﯽ ﺗﻮﯼ ﺧﯿﺎﺑﻮﻥ
ﺩﯾﺪﻡ ﺧﻢ ﺷﺪﻡ ﻭﺭﺩﺍﺭﻡ ﺧِﺸﺘﮑﻢ ﺟﺮ ﺧﻮﺭﺩ !








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